hello, reader. i know it's been a few day's since i've blogged.
first order of business, the cheapest stick of deoderant in walmart today... was $4, and i think that's about $3.75 too much. in my opinion, the government should be supplying us all with free hygeine products. seriously. i shouldn't have to pay so much for toothpaste, floss, deoderant, shampoo, soap, all that. if it's free to stink, most american's are going to choose to stink (as they already do) and the rest of us who spend $4 dollars to not stink, have to be around the stinky people and smell them.
it's a conspiracy.
secondly! another conspiracy! lint rollers. now i feel really strongly about lint rollers. i use lint rollers, we all do. but i read a magazine article a few months back that claimed that lint rollers actually leave a film of sticky-ness on our clothes- which attracts more lint- which in turn causes us to buy more lint rollers.
and i completely believe it. seriously. lint roll your shirt right now. then go check it out in the mirror in a few hours. it's covered in fuzz and hair, isn't it? ...i know.
thirdly. i want to get on a soap box about eggs. why do people hate on eggs? why do all the menus in restuarants give you the option to just get "egg whites" ? who wants just the white part of an egg, that's the weird part. and eggs are so versatile, you can cook them so many different ways. i love eggs. i wish people would leave eggs alone.
oh, fourth thing on the list... (i'm making this up as i go) is a really quick movie review of the movie 'red'.. the one with all of the really old actors in it. anything that's titled 'red' as an abbreviation of 'retired extremely dangerous' should never be watched to begin with.
... 'red' is like a cheezit cracker, with cheese spread on top, and a block of cheddar cheese on top of that, sprinkled with grated cheese to finish it off.
cheesy mc-cheeserson.
well, that's all for now. i hope i made you smile. i do enjoy your smile! (:
have a lovely day.
2 comments:
Ive been waiting on your recent blog.
Well the lint roller really caught my attention. How dare consumers do that? Just think of all the other things they have out there that are just to get us to buy more.
And on the deo comment, you are completely right, I can't stand that. And they keep raising the prices on them. Just like toilet paper They confuse you so much on the amount is 12x=24 and has this many sheets.. now tell me who has the job of sitting now counted butt wiping sheets?
Yes KG the lint roller thing is something I have long pondered myself ,lol.
You know what really gets me? Razor blades, 18 bucks for 5! I mean common, look at me, thats a lot of chedder for a haircut.
Loved it once again baby, keep it up.
Aaron Guidry
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